X-Man --- OUT!

 TOO BAD, XAVIER... 

You didn't want to stay in Boston 

No Bullies In Boston

 ...STRICT POLICY. 

ALL jokes aside, however... 

This entire Mitchell Miller affair 

leaves an awful bitter after taste here... 

It should have never happened. 

The Bruins staff should have back-checked. 

Patrice Bergeron, Brad Marchand and Nick Foligno 

-three key locker room leaders in Boston- 

spoke out against the management's decision... 

This speaks volumes about the player culture in Boston; 

about the values and righteousness of the Bruins! 

Let no idiot bandwagon fan of another club 

ever call the Boston Bruins a team of "goons" 

--- ever again. 

First Overall

 

A New Coach in Jim Montgomery 

New Teammates in Pavel Zacha 

and the gritty, feisty A.J. GREER 

Plus the returning David Krejci 

AND THE BOSTON BRUINS 

ARE IN FIRST PLACE! 

And which team is it that is the closest to their record...? 

Well, there are two: the accursed New Jersey Devils, 

for one - that shouldn't last. But the other one is... 

former Bruins' coach Bruce Cassidy's 

new team - the Las Vegas Knights. 

What a coincidence... huh 

What - you didn't think it was going to be 

THE SEATTLE KRAKEN... did you? 

75TH

 

 THE BOSTON BRUINS 

HAVE CLINCHED 

A PLAYOFF SPOT 

FOR THE 75TH TIME 

 IN THEIR ILLUSTRIOUS 

 HISTORY! 

A victory over the pesky 

Pittsburgh Penguins from the Pit 

achieved so much... 

 WHAT IS EXTRA NICE 

 ~as in a bit of synchronicity here~ 

IS THAT THIS BERTH 

COMES ON THE TEAM'S 

75TH GAME 

OF THE SEASON, TOO...! 

AND THE FIRST (1ST) OFFICIAL 

SEASON OF THE HUG 

THE HUG 

OF 

THE HUB

BECAUSE A BEAR HUG ALWAYS MEANS 

Go Bs Go! 

O.T. W.

 

THE ONLY AMAZING THING 

WITH ANY OF THAT 

(not taking anything away 

from Charlie, Ray - or even traitor Torey) 

IS HOWCOME BOBBY ORR 

IS NOT ON THAT SHORT LIST!? 

MARATHON, MAN!

 

A New Era

The reign of Tuukka Rask has come to an end 

It was riddled with many highs - but some crushing lows; 

for each triumph (outlasting Lundquist in their duel; 

vanquishing both Price and anyone that Toronto had in net; 

dominating all competition during lengthy stretches...) 

came a disappointment that seemed to undo it all: 

the loss to Chicago in Game 6... 

The debacle in Game 7 against St.Louis, most of all. 

The writing was on the wall even as 

this was announced: 

Tuukka Rask Will Be "Cheap Goalie" For Boston Bruins (prohockeyrumors.com) 

His overall performance is spectacular; 

he ranks first among Bruins goalies 

and in the top five league-wise 

ALL-TIME... 

But aside from MOOG, RASK is the only B on this list 

who tallied so many playoff victories 

without winning the Cup. 

AND THAT... is what haunts him 

Taints his record, too. 

...being so close from cracking the TOP THREE (3) too 

and bumping that traitor Ken Dryden 

(who once could have/should have been a BRUIN) 

That's gotta be a huge disappointment, also... but... 

Thanks for everything else, Tuukka

...we're going through a rough stretch right now... 

 It's gonna get better! 

THE FUTURE 

IS SO

BRIGHT!

 #BrightBruin 

(you guys heard of Brightburn, right?)